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      <image:title>Splash Page - UNCLE NEAREST RECEIVERSHIP &amp;amp; LAWSUIT : LIVE UPDATES #2 - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Weaver (TM) was so full of glee when she did that FawnTok (TM) video about filing for bankruptcy. Weird.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Silver Lake Partners…. connected to UN.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>How Keith sleeps at night, knowing the harm he’s caused….. KNOWING.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ford wants their monies…..</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>What about the POINTZZZZZZZZ?!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Humble Baron is a joke, it’s owner more so, and no it’s not an April Fools kind of joke.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>How will FawnTok survive this?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Alphonse is also irritated by the lack of judging by the judge.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Judge has got to stop oversleeping.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Quick filing from Farm Credit. No opposition to appraisers.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Weaver (TM) is a Rakes R Us cat.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I would love to see what their commandments look like, because there are a few in the original text that are being ignored.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>There will probably be a Shawshank, but not a redemption.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>These courts have become a Circus of Insanity.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Did I miss anything?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The photog did her dirty on this one. #CLEARANCETHESHELVES</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Weaver (TM) was at one of my favorite stores while she was here, and she signed some unbothered and unmoved bottles.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Black Maple Hill 18yr Rye. I do believe this to be my favorite Rye Whiskey of all time. Circa 2014, my birthday pour.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Circa 2008 I think. Fun fact, all of these bottles were from Trader Joes. Dang I miss those Jameson 12yrs.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Circa 2009. The jars were my home made cherry bounce. Dang good, dang good stuff.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>New Label. 2025.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>New Label 2025.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>New Label 2025.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>New Label 2025.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - BLACK MAPLE HILL RETURNS - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I despised this take so much I screenshotted it for posterity. Today is posterity.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This was a garbage take 3 years ago. Still is. Yeah, I’m petty when it comes to Black Maple Hill.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2026-03-23</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Been like this a couple of weeks due to the amount of content on one page.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Bye Kelli, we hardly knew ye.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Fan mail from Keith. :)</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>The hits just keep on coming for the successful business.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m laughing so hard I have a tiger growing out my armpit. Also, Hi Kelli!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Everyone say hello to Kelli, she’s the newest lawyer to become embroiled in The Great Uncle Nearest Nonsense.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Cap is ready to go tomorrow freaking morning.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Are you not Catertained?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Good News, the bottles covered in ¼ inch of dust are about to get a glow up.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Couch cats are the best cats.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Every note from The Weaver (TM) is an L.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Weaver (TM) still desperately clinging to that 500m-1b valuation. Lulz.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I think someone misspelled Captain Phillip.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Remember folks, Fawn quoted herself in the “press release.”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I have thoughts sometimes. Today is a sometimes kind of day.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Waiting for the judge to rule is like watching paint dry.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>It’s Farm Credit’s money and they want it NOWWWWWWWW!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>This really is the worst puppet show ever.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Sunday with the Deceivers (TM) needs a reboot.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Subject to release, hand scribbled. Spidey senses are tingling.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Non-Binding. KJ knows there are other offers. This is unserious?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Wait, what did he say yesterday? A board member of UN hired a high powered and expensive law firm?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I really am enjoying the weird spacing on the footnote.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Different filing, same text, including the footnote goof.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This exhibit was filed by each entity.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Defense donuts. When you got flavorless donuts, top them with wood chips and caviar.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Copy, meet paste. Typo be damned.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Aga in (TM)</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We are at a crossroads folks.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Aga in (TM)</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Context below.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I like to periodically remind folks that this guy Oren is on the team that doesn’t represent the Weavers.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Goals.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Hey look, a bank dude playing golf with Keith. Looks like a nice day. So what?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The life of a “distillery” cat.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Inclusion is coming.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Same Ben, same.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>We’d all like to look away weren’t we all tied to this F’ing chair.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Blogger cat realizing there are more files to go through, and boy am I tired. Like Tired tired.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>That’s funny Keith. Funny.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Reader submission.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Bank lawyers have so may daggers to throw.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I think we all are about to need a drink.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Sometimes the truth comes through the mirror and borrows some hand soap.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Court Tank is very different than Sardine Tank.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>My text to my watch party. I am owed $5.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>How many people have experienced this “Embrace of Death (TM)?”</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A cat can dream no?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I am looking forward to the Cosplaying shark tonight.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Premium. Sounds expensive.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>You get a label with “THE FIFTY-SIX” on it. How special.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>These other releases are all TrustMeBros.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Cats are notoriously bad at spelling, but they still get the point across.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The headline that FAWN posted at the top of that page, herself, or her admins herself, is the perjury.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>It’s a strong closing, and it’s true, it will be decided based on evidence, not nonsense.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Clicks on those links return a page that looks like this.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CatGuy goals. Sadly, there are more pages to go over.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Grant Sidney.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sydney &amp; Grant. Baron Humble. Green Nearest. Oates and Hall.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>UN1856 LLC. Series A. UN1856 was an investment vehicle, if I recall correctly about $2 a share.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Honestly this is a very nice packaging design.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>From the latest IG reel.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>It is not disputable that the taxes have not been paid! It’s certainly not “innuendo.”</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>BOTGPT (TM) update inbound.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Alphonse stands with Square One.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>They never paid S1 what they were owed.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Barrel futures contract.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Another payday loan, errrrrr barrel futures contract.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Remember when Keith said he had no ownership in UN? Yeah, that’s a lie.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>One of the barrel futures, submitted by Farm Credit as an exhibit.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>In the above exhibit, the letter from MarcyPen was sent to The Weaver (TM). They called in the notes.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Now it’s time for some professionals doing professional things, which is a pleasant change from the usual Michael Collins filings.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>$220 million seems like a lot of money.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Don’t @ me about the image quality here, it was garbage in the filing.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>911 what’s the emergency? Yeah, I’d like to report a murder.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>No notes.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>American Gothic, with rakes.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>These are not real business people.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Lots of law firms on this list.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Jeffrey Wright will be ok folks, he owns shares of UN too. Just gotta get Fawn back in charge.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Now that Ellison’s son just bought a studio, Oracle is gonna need that cash. Also pay Allison god dammit.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sad to say that with the penny being retired, Provi will never see that debt cleared.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Somebody at Tricorbraun is probably big mad.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Listen, there’s a lot of fun names to explore on this list, but who is “UNIDENTIFIED VENDOR” and why are they owed 7 figures?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I’m sure the negotiations were difficult, time consuming, and required sacrifices on both sides.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>So many Keiths. Hard to keep track of them all.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Pardon moi, would monsieur like an imaginary beer?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Every time you hear the term “arms length” I want you to think of this picture.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>As the always eloquent Vasquez once said, “LET’S ROCK!”</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Gotta admit, French Rankin is a cool ass name. Blazer not so much. Also, GM of the BBQ joint?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Also home to the world’s bounciest paychecks.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>People got jokes. hehe</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Buckle up for safety, we got a 32 page ass kicking on the way.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Just when I think I can’t be surprised anymore…… surprise!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Fortune tellers are wild.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>What’s in the box? Hi Kate.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Did you know that a Unicorn Filibuster is sleep inducing?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Is it me or are the walls closing in?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>No no no.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh MV House, we hardly knew ye.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Friend of The Weaver (TM)?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>“The Trustee proposes to pay the following lienholders from the proceeds of the sale.”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Easy like Sunday morning.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>For your due diligence just in case your advisor is John Eugster.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>This is probably more due diligence than the owner of the Minnesota Wild did.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>How Keith Weaver sleeps at night I will never understand.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>2nd day air. 2nd rate offer.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Shark Tank is back baby, and having The Weaver (TM) as a shark is about as useless as Lucky Cat with no arms.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Seems that Craig’s due diligence was about as good as the non-existent due diligence done by John Eugster.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Saturday around 1pm. Photo Credit withheld.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>No Beyonce, no Ludacris, no Ray J, no crickets either.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>So glad they turned off reservations.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>If I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>All I said was “It was Humble Baron that didn’t get paid, and it’s not under receivers responsibility, but HB is still a Weaver joint.”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>This is a real 4, not a Weaver “4”.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Thankfully they didn’t have to make the drive from Newark.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Christopher and Adriana are disappointed but they understand.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>No hidden messages here, just tired, sore, and want a Genny Cream.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Know what doesn’t pay the bills? Zero dollars or the Weavers.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Too fast, too loud, too much stimulation.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>REDBULL GIVES YOU WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGS.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>3:30 am, still going….. nothing outlasts the Fawnergizer Bunny.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>No notes.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Better title than “If I Did It”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Part of this is probably true.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>This is how I imagined the scene.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Latin is fun for the whole family. Even the square ones.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Please don’t ask me how to interpret this, I have no idea.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Folks, I present to you, the New York Times.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Did I catch this at a Mardi Gras parade? Yes, yes I did. The world can be a funny place sometimes.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Selling your car to make payroll? If so, ouch.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>If you’re wondering what yesterday’s pacer entry was all about.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>The quality of the filings this week vary greatly.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>She didn’t always like the judge.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Lots of sharks passing on this pizza with no cheese.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Tack on the $108 million and counting on the loan alone.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Lamborghinis are funnier than a truck.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>It’s such a bizarre thing to watch such a massive fall from grace in the glow of a ring light and a giant framed selfie in the background - Angel on my Shoulder.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>NO NOTES.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Ma’am, ma’am, WE HAVE ALL HEARD YOU TALK ABOUT THE CASE.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Idea credit to CRPRINCE</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>For someone who doesn’t read their own press they sure do respond and delete a lot of it.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>To the very end. Love y'all. Cheers.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Don’t worry Bank, a missed kick isn’t the end of the world. Unless you’re a Bills fan.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Don’t help just film.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The QR code is a dummy, which is on brand….</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We are pretty sure this kitten was CleoCatra’s baby, who stopped visiting us awhile ago, pretty sure someone brought this cutie inside and kept it. She was sweet.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is Heathcliff, who only comes for water, and always makes a puddle. Such a sloppy drinker.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is Maggie. Maggie lives a few blocks over, that I visit on walks. Maggie sits in my lap, lets me pet, purrs, and eats delicious Pounceables.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is MooCow. He has an unfortunate face kinda like Pete Davidson, and he loves the catnip. I mean, LOVES it.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is Egg. Short for Easter Egg. We are pretty sure this is Clyde’s mom as they are together a lot.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>NexGen and their BROFUNDME movement won’t be able to keep up with the interest payments lol.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Reminder, always read the fine print.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Only on Bravo.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hi Kate.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Say hello to Pistachio. Like an alien, he mostly comes at night. Mostly. So he gets two cans of wet.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We also have some possums that we feed. This is Teenage Dirtbag. The cats don’t mind sharing with him.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is Toffee. This one actually lets me pet her now. She has learned that purring, meowing, and pets get her the good food.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is Cleocatra. She is not impressed with King Narmer.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Not bad Cap. Not bad.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>This is Clyde. She came with the house. Our longest regular.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>This is Alphonse Capone taken a few days ago. He’s healed, healthy, and is the inspiration behind the cigarette smoking cat. Tough as nails this one, seen some shit.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Me while trying to get in a few winks.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>The amount of of preparation for this filing must’ve caused more than a few grey hairs.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Remember when The Weaver (TM) used to go on socials and rattle off sales percentage increases? Those were fun times.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Weaver (TM) still trying to make bad business decisions, finally had someone tell her no. If only Cap’n Phillip had been there years ago.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I never had a chance against pacer this week.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>When the place is on fire, you don’t have to be told that it is on fire to know that it is on fire.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Payroll is a bland term that hides that there are actual PEOPLE that did work with the expectation being paid for that work, and the PeoplesCEO (TM) didn’t have the money, but took the work from them.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Cap is working. Stay out the way.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“represented” is a funny word. Lied perhaps?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Siri, what is the definition of fuckery? A- See above.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Me, realizing there are a lot more pages to go through.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>It certainly seems as if there was some breakage here.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Breakage. Skim. Fell off a truck.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Cap’N Phillip nuking the site from orbit, just to be sure.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Money moving is a fun full time job, especially when it’s someone else’s money.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Fallout from this filing will be long lasting.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>This day has gone on for decades.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Remember folks, this is just what is KNOWN.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I think these days are about over.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Sunday Scaries are real.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Reader submission. Author wishes to remain Farm Uncredited.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>InstaCat- When the weather is bad, hire a poor to bring you food.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I don’t know about Janet, but I haven’t taken my tree down yet.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Oh no, trade secret- Discount your stuff by 50% and people might buy it more often.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A Tail of Two Kitties. "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness..."</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Lend me your ear.s. This is not a Narmer King, nor is it thy Burger King. Therefore it is not possible to have it thy way.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Also, NO means DENIED.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>It ain’t Below Deck, but it’s what we got.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Don’t come at someone that knows what you are.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I’m more than certain that four Ace’s beats Fawndyland cards.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>This about sums it all up.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ahoy matey, there be rakes ahead.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Cap’N Phillip doing the best he can.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Trust Me Bro cats are not credible.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Leave it to Weaver needs a reboot. These episodes are boring.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Best performance in a court order goes to…… Judge Cat.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>You can delete things, but the internet never forgets.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I gotta hand it to Michael Collins, he’s performing some true Matrix level silencing here.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Perhaps, is an interesting word here.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Coming soon to Netflix.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>It’s all the receivers fault! Or Senzaki’s. Or both. Or everyone but meeeeeeeee.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Temple of Fawn is a very scary place indeed.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I’ve never seen a CEO who has so desperately wanted to be an influencer.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>The episodes of “Leave it to Weaver” are so dull of late.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>My bullshit meter is on 11 right now. It’s frequently correct.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I’m sure there’s some reasonable explanation for this.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>When in trouble, dance on the internet.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A far cry from $1.1 billion methinks.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Some cats are better than others.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This quarterly report has to be one hell of a thing.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That’s my job, the bad parts that is.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>“Angel’s Share.”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“All I ever wanted, All I ever needed, Is here in my arms, Words are very unnecessary,They can only do harm.”</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If only The Weaver had an Angel on her shoulder.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>It’s not caviar we are being fed. For the love of god don’t eat the deershit chicken nuggets.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Sing along everyone, “It’s a Fawn World After All, It’s a Fawn World After All, It’s a Fawn World After All, It’s a Fawn Fawn World.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Make note of the delivery dates…. they’ll come in handy later.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>My dear cats, welcome to Fawntasy Island.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We love you Kandi!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Not the Uno Reverso CARD!!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>UPDATE and a holy shit.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ladies and gentlemen, we have cat fight!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I wonder if Captain Phillip has taken up smoking?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Captain Phillip right now needs a cleanup on the fake distillery floor.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Federation Starship Nearest is in peril.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hmmm, Fawn and Keith Weaver as owners. Not UN.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Herding these cats is like herding cats.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Never late. Always full of rainbows.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Weaver specifically can’t give two shits about the shareholders, or her beloved company.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whole lotta money going on.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Browns have a better chance at winning the Super Bowl this year than this being true.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Sunday’s are so fun when you’re spending money like it isn’t yours.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You can’t make this level of insanity up. Well, I can't anyway. Also, the “move b***ch” is a Ludacris lyric.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Great question, and now she remembers him from 6, 7, 8th grade. Even though she said she went to three different schools.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>She put one up.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>And there it is, finally some truth.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This context video was a hotbed of heated comments, Fawn says she’s built for times like these, but not this one, so comments were turned off because it couldn’t be managed.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>True, he never bumped her, but the Weaver made sure she did.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>My initial thought when I saw the video too.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>No notes.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>The use of the word “exact” is infuriating because it wasn’t exact.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/92317b28-eca3-43c7-934b-8dc0f1d17642/IMG_1867.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Running a company into receivership also not a good idea, but why let that stop you?</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/eb77d5ff-4951-461e-8cdd-cce7cb635796/IMG_1875.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I wonder if anyone has TM’d “Fraud Weaver”</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/bd33b6a9-e671-4f6f-bd3c-3191f15ac710/IMG_1879.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I hate to tell Mendacious that it’s too late….. but the sentiment is right on the money, all $108 million of it.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Less About You would be a great name for a middle school band, or an LLC.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Jae isn’t the only one that isn’t buying according to Nielsen and the Weaver’s recent filing.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I love that people truly still want to help her with good advice. She will never take it, but they keep trying.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>It was a nice try indeed. If what was going on wasn’t so serious, we’d all probably chuckle about this.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Everyone’s Life At This Point is Damage Control. Book idea.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/79f8cb4d-320a-4194-8409-3a60032561b9/IMG_1887.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I mean, it makes sense, there’s a national penny shortage right now according to my local CVS.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>No notes.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Salute to Bro indeed.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Not bots, people.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>The narrative is broken.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>The next week or so is probably going to be very interesting.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Not how I envisioned spending Christmas Eve…..</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Times like these sometimes all we need is a cute cat in a box.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>There really should have been an editor for this filing.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Merry Christmas to all but that one person.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Surgeon General’s Warning- Copium can lead to nausea, diarrhea, headaches, back pain, and in some extreme cases, prison.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/3bfcf0c4-3add-480d-8dd3-e89e109311e7/Screenshot+2025-12-24+at+12.25.40%E2%80%AFPM.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I make no claims to the validity of this data, as I’ve seen made up things before.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Fawntasy Land (TM) where the copium grows from the ground, and I can get a Genny cream in New Orleans.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Saw this in an art gallery in New Orleans last night. So cute.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I can never figure out why the numbers never seem to add up properly.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Merry Christmas everyone from NEW ORRRRRLEEEEEEEEANS.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/166cae69-297d-4c7e-b3f7-1001e3e85e44/44a00546-a8eb-43ea-a717-19da15293024.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Judge Cat delivered one hell of a strike.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>This was not a good at bat for the Unicorn Cat.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>By this order, I hereby invoke the holy irk stick and utter a term every toddler understands- DENIED AS MOOT.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I would have paid cash money to have the judge say “so irked” in a court order.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>No dammit no, should just be pre-printed on any filing received by catGPT.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I didn’t say troubled waters, the judge did. No really, read below.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Someone tried to hide behind the receivership shield, but their reservation at the Times Up Lounge is now.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Too rich for my blood. Maybe Sydney &amp; Grant can afford it, or Grant Sidney, or Ludacris.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I love when competent people are filing competent motions. It’s refreshing, really.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Dooooooozy TM.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Start the clock.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Lies, lies and damned lies?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Even AI is like bruhhhhhhhhhhh.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I wonder if they Trademarked “LARGEST BOTTLE SIGNING IN GEORGIA’S HISTORY” like they did with Worlds Longest Bar?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Class is in session. Pay attention now.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>This new “bots” deflection is just the latest lettuce burger.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Mike Senzaki will undoubtedly be relieved that he’s not being blamed for the “bots.”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Unicorn has jumped Mt. Relatable. Kinda the modern day version of “Jumped the shark.”</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>My favorite comment so far.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Watching the insufferable new shitcom “Sunday’s with the Weavers” is enough to make a cat switch cigarettes.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Quote of the year nominee- “Legal issues have been sorted.” Second nomination- “As we’ve moved this case forward.”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>What is it about that damn house?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I guess I can let my Trademark for the “Tentities” lapse.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Did you know that you too could cosplay being a successful business person by taking none of your dollars, and turning it into $3.75m in debt?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>This as you may recognize is the sale deed to UN HOUSE MV LLC.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Reading a Weaver filing is akin to eating a head of lettuce on a bun.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We are living the Comic Books in real time.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Applied for in 2020. Extension requested 7/25.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Application filed 2019. Abandoned 2020. Likely when the TM above was filed.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Also filed 2019, and abandoned 2020. NOTE- Each of these filings is $350.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Applied for 2019, abandoned 2020. What is Crystal rye? I believe it’s the process of stripping the color out of aged whiskey.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Say it with me folks, Applied for 2019, abandoned 2020.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Applied for 2019. Current. Note in her socials she’s using this term more.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Applied for 2021. Abandoned October 2025. Also note that she uses this term when talking about Temu Mimosas.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Applied for 2021. Six month extension to file submitted October 2025. Who is George Green and why does he need to be merch’d?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Applied for 2018. Abandoned 2021. He needs to be on merch because he isn’t going to be on whiskey it would seem. Who is George?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>George, not Nearis.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Applied for in February 2019. Abandoned in October 2019. Without a hint of irony, they use this on their website.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>In the year 2025 of our bizarre timeline, let us not forget about this gem of a trademark.. Applied for January 2025, abandoned October 2025.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And yet she still uses that little TM thingy on her blog that recently appeared.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>But but but AI made a mistake on the neon sign right? RIGHT?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits. In thy mercy.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Tolstoy would be proud.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>This response has been additionally aged in condescension barrels for at least 6 months.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>When you fuck up one perfectly good vodka brand, why not just make another one?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Captain Philip speaks.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This was slightly below “Carolina Reaper” on the spicy scale.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Being cute and clever is not always a strength.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>2022 was the most recent scrape of fawnweaver.com that the internet wayback machine recorded. Pointed right at UN.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Unicorn Cat is attempting to re-write history.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Lawyer cat is better than CatGPT.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Farm Credit attorneys after they filed, probably.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Keith Cat sung like a canary. I can’t imagine it would be any different with a new hearing.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Allow me to introduce you to the probable name for Cognac in 2026 if the company is still around.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Notice of appearance, making it official that the Weaver’s have counsel. Procedural move. I wonder if they’ll get paid.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>One can try to walk away from the past, but it will always follow into your future if you don’t make it right.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Second Rose? I’ll bet the Fourth Rose might have something to say about that.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>This is an uh-oh moment.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>This is a stylized version of what it might have looked like during the creation of the brief you’re about to read.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I mean, this could save the company.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Ma’am, there is no emergency here. Take the kitten out of the tree.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Lots of cats at the table….. who will take it all? Won’t be me.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Judge Cat doesn’t have time to play. Judge Cat has Judge Cat business to attend to. Clock is ticking.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>So brief, I added a picture of it.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Lil’ Doozies, it’s a place where one goes when the doozies are little.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Longest running movie in history probably.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>This motion was the daily special at the BS Cafe, and yeah, I had some more.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Never play cards in the quarter. Ever. Also, not all graffiti is a life hack.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Sometimes Blogger Cat is sleepy.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Blogger Cat is already so tired of Sunday’s with the Unicorns. Not as tired of it as Sammy is though.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Receiver cat is going to have to pull more than a few all-nighters, or he won’t.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Happy Halloween by the way.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is a dish that will be served cold.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Any bets on who paid for the tractor?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>2023.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>2024.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>We aren’t quite at the “say hello to my lil fren” part of the story…..</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sound the bell, school is in session.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Honestly the rake store should raise prices since CEO Cat can afford caviar.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I asked AI to put Jeffrey Wright in that chair, but it wouldn’t budge. Oh well.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Have you noticed how many people carry water for the Weaver’s online? I wonder if they ever get tired.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>It’s got to be tough for lawyer cats, when they have a client cat that just can’t stop talking ever.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I was pretty sure this was a Weaver entity.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Now I know it is.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Did you know that owning 50 horses would cost you anywhere from $175,000-500,000 a year? The more you know.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Fun fact, Cheyenne appears on a lot of fillings for the Weavers. LegalZoom Dot Com baby!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>That address is a P.O. Box. There are BOATLOADS of LLC’s that use that address. Not all of them Weaver owned.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Uh-oh. TDG just brought in a heavy hitter. No, not Glen Lerner (for you Vegas readers, you know.).</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Everyone say hello Oren.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If you don’t understand how a Ponzi works, here’s Fawn perhaps inadvertently explaining how they work.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Are banks allowed to laugh? Is that even legal?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Proposed sealed documents, aka receipts.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Math Doesn’t Pour (TM).</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is how blogger cat looks seeing all the documents filed. Please say a prayer for Kandi….</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Blogger Cat (TM) is mainlining the cold brew today. Also, fun fact, I don’t smoke, never have.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This, this has always been the key. Which is likely why Fawn defended it so hard in the early times.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I warned you this would be long….</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This filing sure is more interesting than watching Sunday with the Weaver’s (TM). Watching that show requires two lung darts by the way.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Madness had one of the great hits of the 80’s. I really liked that song. Also, mainlining cold brew makes a blogger cat need to go.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>First Rule of Law Club. Don’t step on rakes.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You made it this far, and this was only the Humble Baron filing.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>What’s a lil oopsie when it comes to documentation between companies?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh you’re still here, ok, here we go with 4 Front Street, not to be confused with 4 Park Street.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Delaware charges a lot for filing info and since I’m not a self-declared $1.1 billion company with access to investor money, it’ll have to do that someone with the means to research it will have to carry this one for us.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>William T. Cheek. That P.O. Box address also shows up a lot in the LLC’s.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Everyone say hello to Will.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>You’re still reading this far? HOWWWWWWW?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I posted this before wayyyy down below, but figured you might’ve forgotten.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Things sure get interwoven in this case.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Aww, that's life, In NASHWOOD. Where what's bad, just seemed to be good.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Why were Quill and Cask, and Grant Sidney both so interested in purchasing barrels of Uncle Nearest whiskey barrels?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Blogger Cat knows he would not be served BBQ at that restaurant if he dared show up to it.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>There is only so much make believe a person can read in one day. Blogger Cat is nearing his limit.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I’m not saying this is a Weaver owned LLC. I’m alleging it.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Can you tell I was prepared for filing day?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>There won’t be a sequel for this Rocky. Farewell good sir, hopefully you got paid.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>While you slept, I typed. Now you read, and I sleep.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>So many things hang in the balance of CEO cat’s ability to drop doozies. This was the clean version of the picture btw.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Can you imagine starting a brewery these days? Classic Hops, King Narmer? Like, beer is in bad shape people.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>The more you know.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Awwww Mike, you were there from the beginning, to know what you know…..</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Note the board of directors.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>2017</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>If you didn’t enjoy being part of the Happy Wives Club, perhaps you’d prefer the Skinny Southerner club….</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Grant Sidney LOVES that address.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I am curious if the TM will be renewed. Like a lot of other bills, it’s now overdue.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Unicorn Cat seems to love building companies around historical figures…..</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Fawn apparently loves to read about something and then own it.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>There’s that address again.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>We can’t forget the branded swag, always need the branded swag.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I’m surprised there isn’t a plan for a Burger King Narmer restaurant. FORESHADOWING ALERT!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The trademark was renewed several times, this was the latest extension request.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I warned you about the foreshadowing….</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Everything is fine. Nothing to see here, especially balloons.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Filing for a trademark ain’t cheap, don’t think I didn’t consider a few of the expired ones myself….</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Uncle Nearest is up eleventy thousand percent and is ranked number 1 in everything including best smash burger.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Notice the registered agents? Those names keep coming up.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>4 Park Street could be fun. So could 4 Front Street?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Mike looks like a good dude. I feel for him. Hopefully he’s paid in advance.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>None of this would have happened if Unicorn CEO Cat had simply read the writing on the wall.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Incorporating Services LTD is likely owed money…. just saying.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Well, well, well, would you lookie here?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Just in case you thought I was making this all up.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Irell and Manella LLP are probably owned money too right? Everyone is probably owed money. Hell, the quarters owe the dimes at this point.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Odd thing to compete with yourself no? Also, so unfair to beers.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The signature looks like all those signed bottles doesn’t it? Oh those signed bottles, gonna be evidence?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Harry’s story is a fascinating one. He was very important in women gaining the right to vote in the United States.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Beer gets absolutely NO love. So unfair.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Don’t worry, be happy.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>That address sure keeps showing up more frequently than Popeye looking for spinach during a bar fight.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Hmmm. This isn’t Uncle Nearest…. Didn’t Uncle Nearest buy the Chateau? What is even this?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Receiver Cat asked for this to be included remember? Oh yeah, Pepperidge Farms remembers.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>At least they haven’t trademarked #CLEARANCEtheshelves yet. And finally a Trademark not under Grant Sidney.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I’m wondering, does anyone know what the board of director cats actually do at Uncle Nearest?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Everyone say hello to John, a board of directors cat.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Maybe it won’t be a Theranos situation, but a WeWork one. Either way, probably no founder.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I’m not saying this is a Weaver LLC, I’m saying that it lines up in the timeline and possibly is.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>When Oracle says “OH YEAH!” Things are not fine.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Thank god these things are short and to the point. Otherwise you’d be scrolling for a bit.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Blogger cat sometimes feels compelled to answer questions from the audience, so here goes.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Pig has entered the chat.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Pig wants to eat.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Receiver cat delivered the first evidence, errr, I mean report to the court.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The gag order was removed when the receiver was put in place, but hey, at least we get more song and dance.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CEO cat likes to sign things. Probably not just bottles.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Who doesn’t like a double feature now and then?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Mon Dieu, ca va être mis en vente</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>No more SUV service to and from accounts due to budget cuts makes a CEO cat very sad.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Someone has been noticeably absent from the socials for quite some time……</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>As Big Bad Voodoo Daddy once sang, “So long farewell, baby bye bye….”</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Fun fact about tax cats, they are always ready for what’s due to them.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is exhausting. And you made it this far, so you get a “fat free, sugar free, gluten free, additive free” cookie.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Liquor store cat hates having to put things back the way they were as soon as the CEO cat departs.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I can’t be the only one that zooms in on these things before reposting right?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>#CLEARANCEtheshelves</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Big week or two for numbers nerds? Blogger cat was built for this.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>But I thought they were up 497% in Desoto, Texas?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>At this point I wouldn’t rule out actual Moon Camps.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Did you know there’s a little known side effect to NDA’s? Yeah, they apparently cause mice to have six legs.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>It’s hard to tell if that’s true when almost everyone can’t say what they want to.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Second Course got commingled with the first and third. I’ll see myself out now.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CEO cats sometimes get in their feelings and rage comment. You know, like successful business people do.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Someone else recently entered the chat, oh yeah, that was TDG.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Other than their own lawyer in a court document saying that they had discussed bankruptcy, and also discussing it with investors, yeah no, they haven’t talked about bankruptcy at all.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Well, we know it isn’t desired. She said so to investors. Also, now she’s blaming someone else? Not just Senzaki? Now the comptroller?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>A lot of people are in fact checking the source materials. That’s why we can’t understand the propaganda!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>It’s easy to have more fans than haters when you delete the comments. Also, not everyone wants UN to fail. Not this guy.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>PT Barnum would have loved the “clear the shelves” campaign.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>You guys are playing around too much. Brave being in those comments.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>A better headline, and probably also clickbait- “CEO says words, no idea if true or not.”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>261% is a “wow” number but meaningless without case counts and dollars.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Damn, their sales dropped multiple percentage points in a story a bit later. Well, good thing we aren’t investors in this company.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Receiver Cat on the left. Unicorn Cat on the right. A tale of two cats.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>They send random samples to what TTB certified laboratory? WTF is a triple certified lab? Everything with this brand is EXTRA.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>This is pretty much most whiskey. Derrrrrp.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>It’s excruciating to watch social media when you know what is happening behind the scenes.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>World’s Best Cat Dad is packing it up, while CEO Cat lives it up.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>TDG Cat realizing that they might not get their money…….</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>As Neo once said, “oh deja vu.”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Do you have any idea how big this book will be in Kansas City?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I’ve read the audiobook from Libby, and well, I’d give it a 5 star review just on the insights you can learn about the author along the way.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Kinda feel bad for Clay at this point.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Gail is right, perhaps we should call FW to investigate what happened over there.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Did you know that the goal of Monopoly is to not go bankrupt and to stay out of jail? It’s like real life.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The services provided by the recently retained Newpoint Advisors Corporation. Notably missing- fun handshake routines.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Could be a different Fawn W. Might be, coincidences are common are they not?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>What’s another $900k or so?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Receiver cat better not find sacks of cash under the bed.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Everyone is reading tea leaves, consulting the bones, the magic 8 ball, Ouija, and every other thing trying to make sense of it all.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I wouldn’t read too much into this. It’s fairly standard stuff.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I keep reminding myself that his job is to run UN, not blow it up. Of course the Weaver’s will still be involved.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Do not revere the pirate cat, for the pirate cat is an actual thief.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Employee cat loves a plastic appreciation cup.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Another rabbit hole in a field full of them.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Crave Communications Limited isn’t Equiano. But they do hold the trademark.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I’m not the smartest man, but Aaisha isn’t one of these…?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>$2 million eh? Did you know that “Eh?” is Canadian for nonsense? That’s probably true only in my head.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Uncle Nearest Venture Fund roster. Coincidence? Perhaps.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The 777 Club, where your whiskey is likely younger than what the label says. Allegedly.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Payday cat, is praying.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Garbage Can Cat isn’t impressed by illusionists. Might chase that red light later though. Haven’t yet decided.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Blogger cat is sorry. Meow. See, it’s not so hard to say “sorry” when you make a lil’ oopsie..</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I think we all understand that no caption can add anything here.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Bartender cat shouldn’t have to wait to collect their tips from the fat cats.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Regal cat, is not adored the way they think they are.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Senzaki cat is about to need a drink. Alms for the pour?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is Alphonse Capone, our neighborhood feral cat that we feed. He’s the boss of all bosses, and the inspiration for all the cats you see.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Grabby hands cat should probably just go home already.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Typing cat is surely developing carpal tunnel syndrome.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Receivership cat will take it from here thank you very much have a nice time in Martha’s Vineyard, oh and also I need those keys too.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Receivership cat is going to have a lot of "one more thing” questions to ask.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>The cats are out of the bag, and the house of cards is on FIRE. CEO- I know, let’s go hunt wabbits that can save us.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sixth man is a sportsball reference and in this case the investors are the sixth man. This is from the Q1 2025 investor deck.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Traveller, wow. Just wow and whyyyyyyyyyy?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Woodford Reserve not bad for a hot summers day.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I’m pretty sure they won 28 medals for this ranking. A world record probably.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Accountant cat is having a severe case of the WTF’s.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Stress? What’s that? Titanic cat was built for this. Titanic cat also designed a new hover life boat, would you like to invest?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Surgeon General warns that busses are harmful to CFO cat’s and should be avoided at all times. Also, how does a “fraud” get discovered, but you don’t run that bus over CFO cat until 20 months later?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I got a lot of problems, unpaid taxes aren’t one of them. Also, does this look like the tax bill of a billion dollar company?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>While the CEO quotes proverbs, the bank sits at the Tipsy Cat Bar, opting to not interrupt their enemy while they continually step on rakes. .</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>For my next trick watch me pull a new group of made up investors out of my hat.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>It doesn’t take a haggard one-eyed street cat that’s smoking cigarettes to know that this company is poorly run.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Spinning a mediation as your master plan can cause headaches in cigarette smoking cats.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Tarks bar, It’s where you go to wash the taste of bullshit out of your mouth.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Uncle Nearest Receivership &amp;amp; Lawsuit : LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Drunken Whiskers is where you go when your quota for swallowing bullshit has reached max capacity (unlike a certain still that still isn’t doing anything).</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - UNCLE NEAREST : Dumpster Fire of a LAWSUIT / Receivership! 2025 - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Everything is fine. Nothing to see here. Say, why is it so warm?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>As of July 28, 2025, the following amounts are allegedly due from and payable by Uncle Nearest pursuant to the Loan Documents.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We’ve all been to Bum’s Alley. Just not as a company with a billion dollar valuation. Good bar, good deals on pitchers of PBR. Fish Oil Malort shots too.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A little three card monte never hurt anyone right? Right/</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>CFO cat DGAF.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - UNCLE NEAREST : Dumpster Fire of a LAWSUIT / Receivership! 2025 - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>It’s frightening when Disaser strikes! Seeking to remove management from management is what I’d call a Disaser.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - UNCLE NEAREST : Dumpster Fire of a LAWSUIT / Receivership! 2025 - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Fun fact- cats can smell bullshit from great distances.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - UNCLE NEAREST : Dumpster Fire of a LAWSUIT / Receivership! 2025 - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Oh no, not Judge Meowser. She’s tough and isn’t swayed by “it’s not my fault.”</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Well, buckle up, things are on fire.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - UNCLE NEAREST : Dumpster Fire of a LAWSUIT / Receivership! 2025 - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Drunken Mouse is the place that you go when you want to light your cigarette on both ends, and also can’t manage a business.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I will bet that the Enex club has some good whiskey inside. After cat business is done, will have to step inside to investigate</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - UNCLE NEAREST : Dumpster Fire of a LAWSUIT / Receivership! 2025 - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>It doesn’t take a cat accountant for the mob to know something isn’t adding up.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Artist is Pretty Rude Art on Instagram.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Grand Tasting Food menu!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>VIP food menu.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sneak peak of the T-shirt that will be on sale at the Festival. Limited quantities, and I do mean limited.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Don’t judge my markup please….</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Izzat will be one of the food vendors at the grand tasting, and yes, their world famous french dip with bourbon infused dip will be one of the offerings. LORRRRRRDY.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sweet Thangs is another vendor at the Grand Tasting, and this is their insane fried egg roll.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Mister Apple is bringing these insane bourbon balls, and Bourbon infused Dubai Chocolate covered strawberries.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>SOLD OUT!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - New Orleans Bourbon Festival 2026 LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - New Orleans Bourbon Festival 2026 LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Bonus pours, Blunt Blend Volume #3, and NOBF Honey.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - New Orleans Bourbon Festival 2026 LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>If you know, you KNOW. If you don’t, you’re about to.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This bottle is available now for preorder on EventBrite.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Available for preorder and pick up</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Available for preorder and pickup.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Dark Arts Single Barrel, now available for pre-sale via eventbrite.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>TICKETS ON SALE NOW.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - New Orleans Bourbon Festival 2026 LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
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      <image:caption>Placeholder stats. Proof/age coming soon.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/sazerac-100-proof-rye-whiskey-buy-or-not-to-buy</loc>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - SAZERAC 100 PROOF RYE WHISKEY IS VERY GOOD, HERE’S WHY I WON’T BE BUYING ONE. - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I took this picture. I want you to know this because so many people are using the press release shots.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Yup, my picture again, because I’m not as big a hack as you think I am.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - SAZERAC 100 PROOF RYE WHISKEY IS VERY GOOD, HERE’S WHY I WON’T BE BUYING ONE. - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I used the same picture twice, sue me. At least I took the picture myself, and didn’t breathlessly repost the press release images.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - SAZERAC 100 PROOF RYE WHISKEY IS VERY GOOD, HERE’S WHY I WON’T BE BUYING ONE. - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>See? Courtesy of Buffalo Trace. Also, how does a whiskey that just came out a week ago, become something bartenders swear by so fast? They don’t.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/spirits-companies-are-blaming-everyone-for-their-woes-except-that-damn-sasquatch</loc>
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    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/old-elk-acquired-by-middlewest-spirits</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-05-21</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>The second single-barrel pick I ever did was Old Elk for Crazy Naz. Remember that guy? Yeah, those were some times.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This was a gift from whatever heaven you believe in.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Bourbon and Rye Club, NOT brought to you by OpenTable.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hello Ohio.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>What happens with this guy?</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/say-goodbye-to-one-of-the-best-rye-whiskeys-youve-stupidly-ignored</loc>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Say Goodbye To One Of The Best Rye Whiskey’s You’ve Stupidly Ignored : Old Overholt 114 - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>How fickle, the fleeting hearts of drinkers, Who turned away, neglecting your rich legacy, The smooth warmth that flowed like cherished memories, Ignorance, it seems, was their only companion.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Say Goodbye To One Of The Best Rye Whiskey’s You’ve Stupidly Ignored : Old Overholt 114 - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Now we stand adrift in a sea of choices, Perplexed, pondering the fading light, Wishing for a second chance, a moment of clarity, To embrace the sublime, before it vanished from sight.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>These two tigers got me through a Christmas or two.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>So raise a glass, let it be known, In this world of whiskey, you were an unheralded king, Old Overholt 114, we lament your departure, For those who ignored you, how foolish they remain.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/liberty-liberty-liberty-pole</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-05-21</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>The design on these bottles is really nice in person, tough to photograph though.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>No the couch doesn’t need conditioner, it’s the filter I use that enhances the textures.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You can order Liberty Pole off of their website (not Seelbachs).</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>November 2022 I got to try this one. Liberty Pole has come a long way.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2025-04-12</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Suntory Global Spirits did a terrific job with this label.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - OLD OVERHOLT 11yr CASK STRENGTH - SHould you? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>This is not a bourbon drinkers rye, but the “never rye” folks I’ve poured it for, have LOVED it.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - OLD OVERHOLT 11yr CASK STRENGTH - SHould you? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I still cannot believe this is less than $100. A steal.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/nightcap-march</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-04-03</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>We survived. We did it by hydrating, and feeding the mouth hole.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Old Sport from Old Carter, coming to you soon.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - NIGHTCAP: March - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>You meet some very cool people at the New Orleans Bourbon Festival. No, not me, her.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Why am I the only angry dude in the photo?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - NIGHTCAP: March - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I don’t enjoy old fashioned’s. This is not that. I enjoyed this. I can see enjoying this too much on a hot day.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - NIGHTCAP: March - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>A good old time hockey, Still Austin distillery only FLEX. These insaniacs made a Kentucky Style Rye, in TEXAS.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - NIGHTCAP: March - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>A Mark moment.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - NIGHTCAP: March - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>This label is so kick ass. So is what’s inside it.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - REDWOOD EMPIRE STRIKES BACK! - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I’d argue that this bottle design deserves some kind of award.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - REDWOOD EMPIRE STRIKES BACK! - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>It’s so pretty isn’t it? Don’t you just want to hug it?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If you hug this bottle, you are in fact a tree hugger.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2025-03-01</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - NiGHTCAP: February - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>It’s been a month, and yes I’m obsessed with cats smoking cigarettes. I don’t even smoke cigarettes. We do feed the neighborhood strays though.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Touchdown Terry Bradshaw. Steelers great. Money grab whiskey brand.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/882d6aa4-9d45-41e9-9479-a3ce5666c42f/IMG_1979.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - NiGHTCAP: February - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>This was the best of the lot, and it wasn’t close, but it wasn’t better than EH Taylor Rye.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - NiGHTCAP: February - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>100% Rye whiskey cask strength single-barrel. Not a banger, it’s better than that.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>When Tanager is around, you stand tall before the man!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - NiGHTCAP: February - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Night Songs with cats smoking cigarettes for no discernible reason.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - NiGHTCAP: February - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>An actual text exchange before the Super Bowl. I was very close. Yeah, I’m a bitter Buffalo Bills fan what’s it to ya?</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/nightcap-2024</loc>
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    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/old-grand-dad-16</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-01-25</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - OLD GRAND DAD 16- To Buy?  Or not to Buy?  An answer to your question. - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“This smells like respectable whiskey.” - Bryan.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - OLD GRAND DAD 16- To Buy?  Or not to Buy?  An answer to your question. - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Look at how dark that fucker is.” -Matt</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>“I’d pay for that.” - Matt</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2025-07-10</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>No more updates this year. I’m sad too.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Silverback’s streak of winning best in festival was broken today, but they still showed up. Dark Arts dominated, but local Seven Three won best small batch! Also, Dickel wow.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Welcome to the New Orleans Bourbon Festival 2025. Make sure you say hello to internet strangers.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - New Orleans Bourbon Festival 2025 LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>What you thought you were coming to a Bourbon Festival and you were gonna have some down time?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>At long last, here’s the menu for the Dark Arts dinner at Brasa.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>NEW HAPPY HOUR.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Free tasting at Dorignacs! Buy a bottle, get it signed!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Lord of the Wings by Matchbook Kitchen. These are the Nazgul wings, and if they’re on menu, you GET THESE.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You don’t have to be there, but you should be there.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This event is sexy (said in Mark Wahlberg voice).</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/d15726c9-359b-4a0b-b5d0-086713110e90/IMG_7807.JPG</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - New Orleans Bourbon Festival 2025 LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>The after parties, and the events at Barrel Proof are some of my favorites. They attract all kinds of characters. Be one! Say hello!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The things you get to experience at the Grand Tasting will often blow your mind.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Listen up you maniacs, DO NOT bother Adam unless you are a brand or food vendor. I mean it.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And here we have it. Four Roses dinner at Toups’.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>All the choices are solid AF.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - New Orleans Bourbon Festival 2025 LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I already have plans, but this is a great spot to have this event! The image is also wrong…. it’s from 5-7pm.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>ON SALE NOW!!!</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/0fd3612c-e2df-47f5-9629-09f142322615/Bourbon+Fest+waiting+copy.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - New Orleans Bourbon Festival 2025 LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>This is all of us waiting for the ticketed events to go on sale….. and I do mean ALL of us.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Yeah, there’s a Ricola in the picture, I tend to lose my voice every year talking so damn much.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Here it is folks. Check your email!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>These are the categories for the New Orleans Bourbon Festival Awards.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Barrell single barrel pick for the festival. (I wasn't part of this pick). Could be available at the Marriott during the seminars.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This my friends, is the spicy chicken sandich at Blue Oak BBQ. It is the Ali/Sugar Ray/Marciano/Tyson combined, greatest of the greatest chicken sanciches, and it will ruin your life if you don’t live here.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/5f3fabc6-1477-4c30-a9e6-fe1575a13031/IMG_6596.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - New Orleans Bourbon Festival 2025 LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>This is all of you revisiting this page to get your updates. I cannot appreciate you all enough.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The burger at Backyard, with freakin’ tots man!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is from Willa Jean. That’s the chicken biscuit. Careful, highly addictive. (Pro tip- add Crystal. Not that crystal, the hot sauce crystal, jeez Heisenberg!)</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - New Orleans Bourbon Festival 2025 LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>This is the 10 minute walk from the Marriott to the Contemporary Arts Center, where the grand tastings will be taking place. It’s really 7.5 minutes and it’s not a strenuous journey.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - New Orleans Bourbon Festival 2025 LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>The walk to the Rusty Nail, aka The Nail. About 5.5 minutes walking from the Contemporary Arts Center. This will likely be the spot for one of the unofficial grand tasting after parties.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The walk to Barrel Proof. We will call it 8 minutes walking time because of the traffic lights under the freeway. Another location for the unofficial after party.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - New Orleans Bourbon Festival 2025 LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>If you head back to the hotel after the grand tasting event to drop off swag or reload, or just want to go to the Nail, 10 minute walk, let’s call it 12 because you didn’t hydrate like I told you to.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - New Orleans Bourbon Festival 2025 LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>15 minutes to Barrel Proof from the hotel. Walking. Not bad.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - New Orleans Bourbon Festival 2025 LIVE UPDATES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>My favorite is the Still Austin CASH (sic) strength.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/layoff-apocalypse-continues-with-a-warning</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2025-01-16</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/a0700ba5-9a69-4fdf-84e7-504184507ea4/Screenshot+2025-01-15+at+8.29.46%E2%80%AFPM.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - Layoff apocalypse continues, with a warning. - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>From Jack’s website, this image is all about lifestyle.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/5f84fdd2-7769-4aea-9588-c8f47bddbb3c/Screenshot+2025-01-15+at+8.31.22%E2%80%AFPM.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - Layoff apocalypse continues, with a warning. - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>See? It’s about those special moments with people you care about.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/what-a-sad-sad-sorry-state-of-affairs-kentucky-owl-bankruptcy</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2025-08-01</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - What a sad, sad, sorry state of affairs: Kentucky Owl Bankruptcy - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>We were really fortunate to have had this time in our lives.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - What a sad, sad, sorry state of affairs: Kentucky Owl Bankruptcy - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Admittedly good at $79, not so much at $129.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/canary-in-the-coal-mine</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2025-02-07</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Is this Bourbon’s Canary in a coal mine moment? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I think it’s supposed to go the other way forever.  Probably.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/russells-reserve-15-year</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2024-09-23</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Russell’s Reserve 15 Year - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I highly recommend several frequent small pours on this one, as it oxidizes quickly and comes to an odd mineral note on the back palate and finish.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Russell’s Reserve 15 Year - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Definitely don't drink this out of a rocks glass, you want less air exposure, unless you're drinking fast.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/willett-teaser</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2024-09-23</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Willett Teaser….. - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>The label is rather lacking.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Willett Teaser….. - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Could it be that you're supposed to "speak easy?"</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Willett Teaser….. - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>You know it's fancy, and about to be expensive when Pearls are involved.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Willett Teaser….. - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Not great, not bad.  Just kinda "is."</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Willett Teaser….. - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Of course it's possible that Willett is simply adding a speakeasy to their distillery in which case this blog post won't age well.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/can-high-priced-sourced-rye-survive</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2024-05-31</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Can high priced sourced Rye survive? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>This bottle of sourced MGP aged 14yrs was priced at $279 MSRP, plus tax, plus shipping. Worth it?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Can high priced sourced Rye survive? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Pinhook has thankfully kept prices reasonable as their MGP vertical series ages.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Can high priced sourced Rye survive? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Still Austin is showing a great deal of promise with their ryes.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Can high priced sourced Rye survive? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Some of the best MGP sourced Rye on the planet is coming from Proof and Wood.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Can high priced sourced Rye survive? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>This bottle will likely be remembered as a true legend.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/are-limited-editions-and-single-barrels-bad-for-whiskey</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2024-05-17</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Are Limited Editions Bad For WHiskey? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>The ask on eBay for these three is still $1,500 a piece, a far cry from what they once sold for.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Are Limited Editions Bad For WHiskey? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Seven. Thousand. Five. Hundred. Dollars. MSRP. The 1701 of SazCo.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Are Limited Editions Bad For WHiskey? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Heaven Hill making this permanent likely caused a lot of headaches and emptier wallets.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/is-barrell-the-star-that-burns-brightest-before-it-dies</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2024-03-29</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Is Barrell the star that burns brightest before it dies? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>One of the best Amburana finishes yet. Also, their Willett sourced single barrels were really great, especially for the price.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Is Barrell the star that burns brightest before it dies? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“This isn’t true, they’re doing great.”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Is Barrell the star that burns brightest before it dies? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Some legends from Barrell that are irreplaceable in my opinion.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Is Barrell the star that burns brightest before it dies? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>These ryes were discontinued last year, much to my chagrin.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/the-blame-now-rests-solely-on-buffalo-trace</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2025-05-17</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - The blame now rests solely on Buffalo Trace. - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Perhaps a better title for this piece.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/bookers-auction-site-ascendant</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2024-02-05</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - BOOKERS, auction site ascendant - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>All the 2017 batches are selling (not asking) for north of the expected auction range.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/new-orleans-bourbon-festival-2024</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2024-01-11</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - New Orleans BOurbon Festival 2024 - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/new-orleans-bourbon-festival-2024-live-updates</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2024-03-24</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - New Orleans Bourbon Festival 2024 Live Updates - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>See you in 2025!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - New Orleans Bourbon Festival 2024 Live Updates - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Current weather update. Should be extremely pleasant tonight at the Grand Tasting.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - New Orleans Bourbon Festival 2024 Live Updates - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Not pictured, Best Canadian Rye Whiskey. Gold- Crown Royal XO. Silver- Crown Royal Black.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - New Orleans Bourbon Festival 2024 Live Updates - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Saturday’s schedule. Seminar map below.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - New Orleans Bourbon Festival 2024 Live Updates - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Second floor seminar map. 1st floor is below.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>First floor seminar map.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - New Orleans Bourbon Festival 2024 Live Updates - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Saturday overview.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - New Orleans Bourbon Festival 2024 Live Updates - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Schedule for Friday 3/22.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - New Orleans Bourbon Festival 2024 Live Updates - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>First floor map.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - New Orleans Bourbon Festival 2024 Live Updates - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>2nd floor map.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Friday schedule with room locations.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Saturday schedule with room locations.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Grand tasting vendor/brand list by booth number.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Grand tasting vendor map.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sean Josephs is ready for us! Meet him at Barrel Proof at 4pm Wednesday 3/20.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Another fabulous event for Sunday 3/24 at Jewel of the South to benefit Turning Tables. This is a ticketed event, so click this link for more info.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I really wish there was a way to sort them by number, but hey, that’s me.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Pro tip- EAT during the festival. There are PLENTY of great options here, and these vendors offer a nice sampling of local cuisine.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Other vendors.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - New Orleans Bourbon Festival 2024 Live Updates - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>We cannot wait to see some old pals and make new ones during the festival. Don’t be shy, say hello!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Other than Friday, we may just have damn near perfect farging weather.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wednesday schedule. Book your Sazerac House free tour tickets in advance here</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wednesday schedule for you visual people.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Thursday schedule.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Thursday schedule for you visual people. The event at the top that is cut off is the Spirits Competition judging event for the Ultimate Judge VIP tickets only.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Friday schedule.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Friday part 1.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Friday part 2.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Saturday schedule.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Saturday part 1.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Saturday part 2.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sunday schedule. Note- the Recovery Party will feature the new Buffalo Trace release of the Traveller.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sunday, all of it, no part 2.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Full list. Let’s GEAUX!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>From left to right- Matt (Whiskey Spectre), Bryan (of Bryan and Melissa fame), Mickey Pinstripe (me, the Bourbonandryeclub) and Garreth, who cannot make it this year. Come say HELLO!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Jewel of the South, a national treasure.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>So much to do, so little time. The early morning event that you cannot see titled is the Ultimate Judging VIP ticket spirits judging event.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wednesday schedule updated and finalized.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Here it is, the Saturday schedule. The later events posted below.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>SO much to do Saturday it required TWO pics.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Here’s the Friday schedule. Keep in mind the seminars require a VIP or seminars only ticket. The rest of the Friday schedule is below…..</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>So much to do on Friday it required two pictures!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I cannot wait to see what Turkey is pouring at the grand tasting.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>One of the best things about NOLA Bourbon Festival is you just never know who you’ll run into and photobomb.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It’s blurry, I know. This is what I got to work with, but look how damn cool!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Here it is folks, exclusive single barrel for the New Orleans Bourbon Festival. Read below to find out where you can get it. Photo Credit Will Woodington</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Would you look at that sweet bastard of a label! Photo Credit Will Woodington</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Turkey is here, act accordingly!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is the updated Brand list as of 2/27.24</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Last year Barrell was pouring the exquisite Seagrass grey label (obvi not pictured here).</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The best thing about the festival is meeting the people behind the labels. And tasting, definitely the tasting. And the food but definitely the tasting.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Disqualified on account of being a unicorn and hardly available anywhere for MSRP. Better luck next year SazCo.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Another of the very best Rye’s I had in 2023. RY3 Cigar Series, cigar not included but if you ask Karthik, he’s always carrying.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>All Rye at the New Orleans Bourbon Festival. Also, Ryan’s elbow.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2023-12-03</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - WTF IS GOING ON WITH BOOKERS BACKYARD BBQ BATCH? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>2018-02 Backyard BBQ lurking in the background.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - WTF IS GOING ON WITH BOOKERS BACKYARD BBQ BATCH? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Beamnut indeed.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-miracle-pop-up</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-11-20</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/fad863ca-3b45-4fad-9e74-ecb6f30cda77/IMG_1682.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS MIRACLE POP UP - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/54e38d7d-9ad4-4977-9b3c-eb92a6edb35e/Screenshot+2023-11-19+at+9.01.38+AM.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS MIRACLE POP UP - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I’ve had the Snowball old-fashioned, the Carol Barrel, and the Koala Cooler. Skip the snowball.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/e8e2d2ea-2756-46fc-be94-af4996f1bca5/Screenshot+2023-11-19+at+9.01.51+AM.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS MIRACLE POP UP - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Yes the image is blurry, don’t blame me, blame Miracle for their low res photos…..</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/1cf79336-9c49-426c-be49-2b7e0db33f52/Screenshot+2023-11-19+at+9.02.03+AM.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS MIRACLE POP UP - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>We know you lean Naughty….. and it is better than the Nice.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/6f54566e-94b2-4ac7-b1fa-15a200348889/Screenshot+2023-11-19+at+9.02.16+AM.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS MIRACLE POP UP - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>You buy these with your own scratch, you do not slip them into your purse or backpack, Santa is watching you.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/426a17ac-5e87-4621-a140-6104cf4f04e6/Screenshot+2023-11-19+at+8.59.27+AM.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS MIRACLE POP UP - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Holiday on ice is WILDLY great!</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/5d6e3a01-ee4e-4ebf-90b4-75af67e04ebe/Screenshot+2023-11-19+at+8.59.42+AM.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS MIRACLE POP UP - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Skip the Jingle Bird, pineapple juice sucks. Unless it’s in Sharkey’s, then it’s ok.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/f3106178-850c-4455-9801-ee46fccfb1d1/Screenshot+2023-11-19+at+9.00.02+AM.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS MIRACLE POP UP - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Ginger Snappers are so cute in person you’ll die when you see them.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/c10540a1-cbf2-42e4-9e2e-d04f4d4a9495/Screenshot+2023-11-19+at+9.00.16+AM.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS MIRACLE POP UP - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Honestly, these low res images are embarrassing. What is this AOL?</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/18323072-3e57-44cc-93bc-93193f96dd36/IMG_2700+2.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS MIRACLE POP UP - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Pro tip- Order a Ginger Snapper with every round, because it makes the photo work.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/barrell</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-11-13</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - BARRELL FOUNDATION BOURBON - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>This is a leather couch bourbon, obviously.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - BARRELL FOUNDATION BOURBON - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Five years old, Barrell Foundation.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/8b48bf07-48c2-4c06-ad5e-a3845e6f09a8/IMG_2179.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - BARRELL FOUNDATION BOURBON - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Maryland…..</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/disappointing-celebrity-whiskey-news</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2023-11-10</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/f78cada4-c993-40a0-8fcb-8fb02cc32f82/Screenshot+2023-11-10+at+8.43.37+AM.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - Disappointing celebrity whiskey news - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Photo credit Bourbon Lens.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/in-awful-local-news</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2023-11-10</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/55bea9c0-6fdf-4d01-a8fd-084182777587/IMG_9229.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - IN AWFUL LOCAL NEWS…. - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>A New Orleans Bourbon Fest dinner with some incredible people at an incredible place.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/blog-post-title-four-tn4an-c9jrw-tazs4</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2023-11-09</lastmod>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/blog-post-title-four-tn4an-c9jrw</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2023-11-10</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - OLD OVERHOLT 10yr Cask strength! - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>First in the wild photo we’ve seen, courtesy of Adam Fayard</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/acquisition-watch</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2025-05-14</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/17b053a2-e423-4369-87ba-ec620ca1150d/IMG_3274.JPG</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - Acquisition watch - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Now that most of the work has been done, doesn’t it make sense for Sazerac Co to finally bring Taylor back “home?”</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/c76c60c9-d447-4c6b-97c1-f1c3f609655f/IMG_9574.JPG</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - Acquisition watch - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Yes, I know they’re related to Otter Box, but still….</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/3af824cb-4735-4005-8537-d946a84049ef/IMG_6527.JPG</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - Acquisition watch - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I hope this one doesn’t ever happen, but again…. those damn trucks have a habit of changing minds…</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/5ee1fb73-06c8-4a0e-a731-aef13cc2a418/IMG_7242.JPG</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - Acquisition watch - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Think of it, you just won a billion on Mega-Millions and now you own Barrell and get all the Seagrass and Canadian you want.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Acquisition watch - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Name a better looking bottle, it’s ok, I’ll wait.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/3cae736f-8255-4dca-8a9d-7eedf5f9b1bc/IMG_4327.JPG</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - Acquisition watch - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>The branding alone is worth a visit from the cash money trucks. What’s inside should get them to unload.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Acquisition watch - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Dark horses pay big when they win, but usually don’t.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/nightcap-july</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-08-02</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/40ee0081-621e-4f6e-aba8-723258b5c7c2/IMG_6587.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - NIGHTCAP: July - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Tales of the Cocktail gave us plastic cups, we soon took matters into our own hands.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/4f2d9e89-7f16-41a6-80e9-0717839dd716/IMG_8369.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - NIGHTCAP: July - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>We made a power move to the glass mini-coupe which was cool and dorky at the same time.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - NIGHTCAP: July - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>We involved this poor sap from Brooklyn in our mini-coupe shenanigans.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - NIGHTCAP: July - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Willett porn courtesy of The Backyard, a local treasure that you should definitely visit when you erhm… visit.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - NIGHTCAP: July - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Do I typically bring my own glassware with me? Probably, don’t judge it’s not nice.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - NIGHTCAP: July - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>#whereisbryan</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - NIGHTCAP: July - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>You can judge me on this one, I definitely already feel shame…… for using a plastic straw.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/nightcap-may</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2023-07-08</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/cf0ebda8-e1e9-4c0c-81bf-9cb7bc71e400/Screenshot+2023-05-24+at+9.54.33+AM.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - NIGHTCAP: April,May, and yeah June - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Beware photos in articles. Many of them are being generated by AI. This “writer” forgot to remove the AI prompt. SMH.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/cdb0d271-fcb1-47f1-9ba3-b81bd9e2de99/Screenshot+2023-02-27+at+12.22.40+AM.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - NIGHTCAP: April,May, and yeah June - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Wow, look at all of those “bourbons” that celebrate the spirits golden age… SMH AI generally doesn’t do eyes, hands, fingers, teeth, or “bourbon” labels very well.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/5d1660bb-54b1-4af8-8ceb-a41aed60f086/Screenshot+2023-07-03+at+9.51.44+AM.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - NIGHTCAP: April,May, and yeah June - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Clearly, our AI overlords have a long way to go before we are all forced to bend the knee and eat tasty wheat that tastes like chicken.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/a74842cd-e3d4-4190-bf3e-e3e9e9b23aa1/craiyon_121316_photo_realistic_redhead_pinup_with_a_cocktail_in_her_hand.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - NIGHTCAP: April,May, and yeah June - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I dunno what is going on here…… neither does AI probably.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/c9e40c67-2463-4764-9dec-74ea56e4ca5f/craiyon_100539_redhead_pinup_robot_with_a_cocktail.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - NIGHTCAP: April,May, and yeah June - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I asked the AI to generate a Redhead pinup robot holding a cocktail. I think, the AI is tired of my nonsense and is contemplating ending it all? Suicide is not a joke, but AI generating it is concerning.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/bf9a2da5-175d-45bc-9f3b-f53d74f05e29/Screenshot+2023-05-17+at+10.54.39+AM.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - NIGHTCAP: April,May, and yeah June - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>This is NOT an AI generated photo of Giada, she just has “backups.”</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/the-influencer-dilemma</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2023-05-21</lastmod>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/a-surprise-from-beam</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2023-05-15</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/75f47b14-648f-448a-80f2-0d68191fecb8/Buy-Old-Overholt-10-Year-Old-Cask-Strength-Straight-Rye-Online.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - A Surprise from Beam - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Please don’t be that person that points out that it says 80 proof on the label…. it’s an obvi placeholder.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/short-take-jack-daniels-single-barrel-rye</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2023-04-12</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - SHORT TAKE: Jack Daniels Single Barrel Rye - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Rye always goes in a Denver and Liely whisky glass.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/nightcap-march</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2023-04-12</lastmod>
    <image:image>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - NIGHTCAP: March - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I love a piece of art showing a robot sipping on a La Louisiane in New Orleans..</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - NIGHTCAP: March - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Futuristic space girls love to pose with a Manhattan. They do it for the gram probably.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - NIGHTCAP: March - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>On Neptune City they have super thick cocktail glasses that keep the drink cool with liquid nitrogen housed inside the glassware. Don’t drop it.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - NIGHTCAP: March - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Fancy a Vieux Carre friend? bee*boop!bop. That will be 427 credits please. bee-boop-bop. With those prices this is obviously Las Vegas or NYC in the future.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - NIGHTCAP: March - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I’m pretty sure those AR goggles aren’t the reason for seeing double.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - NIGHTCAP: March - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Some cocktails are so strong you need an allen wrench to turn it down a bit.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - NIGHTCAP: March - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>The look a futuristic robot patron will give a robot bartender for making their old fashioned TOO DAMN SWEET!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>In the future, people will still drink good cocktails in New Orleans.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - NIGHTCAP: March - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Don’t you judge me. At least three people reading this will understand. Probably. Rachel might also be a robot.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - NIGHTCAP: March - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Some nightcaps require two straws.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2023-04-12</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - RYEVIEUX: Rye &amp;amp; Son’s Rye - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Mardi Gras is a busy time for drinking. Rye &amp; Sons fit the bill.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - RYEVIEUX: Rye &amp;amp; Son’s Rye - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Before Mardi Gras. Note how full it was.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/the-backyard-nola-sneak-preview</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-04-12</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - The Backyard NOLA Sneak Preview - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>You know this door already. You don’t know what it looks like inside after their remodel!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - The Backyard NOLA Sneak Preview - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Yes, the kitchen will be open, and you need this in your life.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - The Backyard NOLA Sneak Preview - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I know you’re looking to see how old it is…. it’s old enough to satisfy any whiskey snob.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - The Backyard NOLA Sneak Preview - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Yes, they will have bottles available for purchase.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - The Backyard NOLA Sneak Preview - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>This is all the preview you get on this blog, you have to show up to see the rest. They call this a tease in the industry.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/dinner-at-saint-john</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-04-12</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Dinner at Saint John - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Yay, salad pictures no one cares probably.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Dinner at Saint John - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Locals always say the best gumbo is their maw maw’s I have no maw maw that can make gumbo, so I rank this the second best in the city.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Dinner at Saint John - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Hot Shrimp Remoulade over fried green tomatoes. This was “I need a hug from strangers” level of good. It made me weep, probably.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Dinner at Saint John - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Red Snapper doesn’t look red when prepared like this…..</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Dinner at Saint John - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Side of brown butter corn, slightly sweet, still savory, “oh I’ll just have one more…..”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Dinner at Saint John - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Unpopular opinion here, but I hate collard greens. My girl loves them. I did try them, and they were better than most places. My girl thought they were perfection. She’s from the south. I’m not. You get to decide on who’s right. She is probably.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Dinner at Saint John - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Bread pudding without the wretched raisins. IT DOESN’T NEED NATURES CRAPPY CANDY, it’s fine on it’s own. This was perfection.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/welcome-to-nola-social-the-avenue-pub</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-04-12</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - The Bourbon &amp;amp; Rye Club Presents: Whiskey Social #1 at The Avenue Pub - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Our first whiskey social event, March 22nd, 4-6pm. The Avenue Pub. New Orleans, Louisiana. Won’t you join us?</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2023-04-12</lastmod>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/new-orleans-bourbon-festival-2023-updates-frequently</loc>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - New Orleans Bourbon Festival 2023 - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>The winners of the 2023 New Orleans Bourbon Festival Bourbon Awards</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - New Orleans Bourbon Festival 2023 - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Here’s the map for the booths at the Grand Tastings on Friday and Saturday night.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - New Orleans Bourbon Festival 2023 - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Doing some Festival Pick work with the head honchos of the festival. Tracy and Barbara pictured center.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - New Orleans Bourbon Festival 2023 - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Briquette has it all, on one plate apparently.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sidecar Patio and Oyster Bar has food, and well, Oysters too.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - New Orleans Bourbon Festival 2023 - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Brennan’s is a classic New Orleans restaurant.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’ve yet to dine at Saint John, however I have dined at their sister restaurant Gris-Gris several times and it’s freaking marvelous.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Cochon is elevated Cajun, and yeah, it is.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - New Orleans Bourbon Festival 2023 - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>My Friday itinerary.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>My Saturday itinerary.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/nightcap-february</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-04-12</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - NIGHTCAP: February - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>The aftermath of Mardi Gras is a sight to behold.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - NIGHTCAP: February - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>It takes an awful lot of citizen soldiers to clean up the parade routes, and they do it after each parade.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - NIGHTCAP: February - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>It’s a party town, so sometimes this is what you get in these streets.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - NIGHTCAP: February - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>The newly refreshed upstairs bar at the Avenue Pub, what a space.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>New Orleans Bourbon Festival rogues gallery. From left to right- Will, Josh, Matt, Mickey</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/rye-is-the-true-north-american-spirit</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-04-12</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Rye Street, Louisiana. Not as dirty as Bourbon Street obvi.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Rye is not a holiday, it’s a lifestyle. - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Rye people are just built differently.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Rye is not a holiday, it’s a lifestyle. - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>So many excellent Rye’s are available on the market today, I cannot understand why people chase the allocateds.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Rye is not a holiday, it’s a lifestyle. - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Rye whiskey belongs in Canadian whisky style glassware, pictured here is the Denver and Liely whisky glass, nothing better.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Rye is not a holiday, it’s a lifestyle. - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Rye demands that you wear a tie when drinking it. Ok, no it doesn’t, but maybe we should show it some respect now and then? Without a silly hashtag please?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Rye is not a holiday, it’s a lifestyle. - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>You should never walk down Bourbon street, but you should cross over it now and then and cover it with rye paraphernalia on the way to better bars.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/the-pappy-effect-is-it-happening-now-to-willett</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2023-04-12</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - The Pappy Effect: Is It Happening Now to Willett? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>The gift shop in 2019 looks much the same as the gift shop in 2022.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - The Pappy Effect: Is It Happening Now to Willett? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Tasting tour circa 2019.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - The Pappy Effect: Is It Happening Now to Willett? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Even some exceptional fanmade Rye’s invoke the holy ghost of Willett.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/5078b4ec-d4c5-43eb-a04d-bd33f949b8a2/Screenshot+2023-02-11+at+8.56.53+AM.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - The Pappy Effect: Is It Happening Now to Willett? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Here’s the screenshot, so now you can read it twice. That’s what you get for skimming.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/is-wild-turkey-overrated</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2023-04-12</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Is Wild Turkey Overrated? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>It’s hard to go wrong with Russell’s 10 year, in fact I consider it to be one of the best standard bourbons on earth.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Is Wild Turkey Overrated? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>It is my belief, that this is the best product that comes out of Turkey, period. It crushes Cornerstone, and a lot of other Ryes frankly.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Is Wild Turkey Overrated? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Arguably one of the very best of the Master’s Keep lineup, but still, not quite light years beyond their standards.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Is Wild Turkey Overrated? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>One of the most disappointing rye’s I’ve ever had, it was older, but not better, than the Russell’s single barrels. The irony is, it’s still really good.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Is Wild Turkey Overrated? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Ok, this one wasn’t overrated, but still not great enough to change my mind on Turkey’s ability to do elevated releases that warrant excitement.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Is Wild Turkey Overrated? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Turkey fans have got this right, 101 is a classic. Not overrated one bit. .</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/nola-nightsongs-1</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-04-12</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - NOLA Nightsongs #1 - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>This is how it goes sometimes.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - NOLA Nightsongs #1 - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Best frozen margs bar on de earf.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - NOLA Nightsongs #1 - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Yep, we were talking shit about you. Yes you.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - NOLA Nightsongs #1 - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Another real life meetup.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/nightcap-january</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2023-04-12</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/2067debc-b776-441d-ab5d-d4ed26c6a7b9/IMG_3224.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - NIGHTCAP: January - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>The bar at Willett makes a phenomenal Manhattan with a glass chilled with liquid Nitrogen. A nightcap to remember.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - NIGHTCAP: January - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Why do we drink anything but Bookers? Hmmm… seems like a good topic for a short or feature no?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - NIGHTCAP: January - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>The bottle your own Knob Creek isn’t quite as hands on as Michter’s, but you literally put your fingerprint on the wax. So most “fingers-on” experience in Kentucky?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - NIGHTCAP: January - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I mean, listicles suck anyway, but don’t you just love when they write something and include a picture of NOT the thing they are talking about?</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/96e1b871-8efb-4f5b-8356-172860738edb/IMG_0126.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - NIGHTCAP: January - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Visiting Kentucky is fun on your own or with your partner, but bringing the gang elevates it…. trust us.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - NIGHTCAP: January - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>James B. Beam distillery has the best tasting tour there is. Yeah, I’m biased, so what? They featured Bakers/Bookers/Knob 18. Hard lineup to compete with.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/7b5deffd-de88-496a-9a64-e21041bcc768/IMG_3431.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - NIGHTCAP: January - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I was dismayed that there wasn’t one piece of clothing to purchase in the gift shop featuring this branding, a rare swing and miss by Beam.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - NIGHTCAP: January - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Not sure why we posed with the low wine exposed and blocked the high wine, but whatever.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/rye-of-the-year-2022</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2023-04-12</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Rye of the Year 2022 - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/bourbon-of-the-year-2022</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2023-04-12</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Bourbon of the Year 2022 - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>It’s the 2022 Bourbon of the Year. We had to get artistic in honor of Calumet’s big win.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Barton. Deal with it.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/nightcap-december</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2023-04-12</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - NIGHTCAP: December - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>One of these was in the top three things I drank this year. You can guess which one, probably.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - NIGHTCAP: December - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Not talked about very much, but this French Oak Barrel aged Bourbon was a very interesting pour.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - NIGHTCAP: December - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>This is still one of the best things ever bottled.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - NIGHTCAP: December - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>One of these is one of the greats right here. No joke, the Booker’s just dominates everything it gets in the ring with.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - NIGHTCAP: December - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>C’mon Fred, this one slaps ya mamma.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/858223a4-4fdb-479a-aed3-a70b1b29103d/piggybank-rye-1670339040.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - NIGHTCAP: December - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Frankly, this is one of the best decanters of all time. 1000ml of pork butt pours…. Legend.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/the-six-essential-ryes</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2023-04-12</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - The Six Essential Ryes - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Can you believe this came in at 126 proof? The more recent releases are notably lower proof, but still terrific.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - The Six Essential Ryes - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Mullets looks better in fishnets.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/c4076ec5-4e11-44cd-bd32-09c7092734a4/IMG_0116.JPG</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - The Six Essential Ryes - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>This particular pig was from Maria’s in Michigan and it was legend.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/ba6ed04a-388f-44aa-9824-01b8b79a8854/IMG_3746.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - The Six Essential Ryes - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>That Whiskey Spectre sure takes a fine photo.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - The Six Essential Ryes - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Old Overholt 114 proof rye was initially in Pennsylvania and Ohio exclusively. No more. It’s national now, so get yours.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - The Six Essential Ryes - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>This Senator gets my vote.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - The Six Essential Ryes - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Just a reminder that every single Bourbon cocktail gets forty-seven times better when you use Rye. This is science in the 21st century.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/nightcap-november</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2023-04-12</lastmod>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/kiamichi-rye-whiskey</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2023-04-12</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - KIAMICHI RYE WHISKEY - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whiskey Spectre’s house has this cool carpet that just seemed to be the right place for this picture. Pretty convenient that it was his bottle.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - KIAMICHI RYE WHISKEY - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I’m not a big Kings of Leon fan, but their label is beautiful.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - KIAMICHI RYE WHISKEY - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>This rye whiskey was music to my ears…… there you have it folks, the stoop.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/did-this-bottle-ruin-everything-for-rye-whiskey-fans</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-04-12</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Did this bottle ruin everything for rye whiskey Fans? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>This is how I knew that the Jack Barrel Proof release was going to be so damn good. This was BJD.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Did this bottle ruin everything for rye whiskey Fans? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>The bourbon (sue me) release, was an easy one. Found readily I went through a few of them. I presumed the rye purchasing experience would be no different. This was BJD.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/d659b1ad-2714-4c47-b642-03d777a6aafc/IMG_0608.JPG</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - Did this bottle ruin everything for rye whiskey Fans? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>This bottle was selling for the cost of a car payment on secondary really damn fast.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Did this bottle ruin everything for rye whiskey Fans? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Very few things live up to secondary pricing, sadly this one does.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/nightcap-october</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-04-12</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - NIGHTCAP: October - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I hope you had a very nice Nightmare Before Christmas. My Nightmare Before Christmas is the annual announcement of the BTAC and Pappy releases.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - NIGHTCAP: October - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I love clickbait articles as much as the next earth person, but when I see one like this, I don’t click, and neither should you. First of all, this shouldn’t make ANY best of Rye list, secondly, it’s the Caribbean Reserve rye, and not the Maroon labeled Dark Rye as noted by the incompetent editors of said clickbait article.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - NIGHTCAP: October - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>In the “I can’t believe my eyes” category, here’s the cocktail menu at the new lobby bar at Caesar’s Las Vegas. If this kinda nonsense doesn’t make you start flasking in Vegas, you are what the industry folks call, a high roller. Paying $26 for any cocktail, any PLACE, just means you are high. Probably.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - NIGHTCAP: October - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Are you hungry while reading the Night Cap? I have you covered with some killer brisket fries from 4505 in San Francisco. Twice fried fries, brisket, real cheese, Carolina white sauce, pickled red onions and cilantro. Hungry now? Yeah, me too.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - NIGHTCAP: October - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Spent some time at Sugarfield here in Louisiana learning all about their mad scientist laboratory and the crazy things they’re conjuring up. Look for a piece on this madhouse soon.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/nightcap-september</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-04-12</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - NIGHTCAP: September - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Some nightcaps are better than others. Also, when Amber sees this it might be my last nightcap. Probably.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - NIGHTCAP: September - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - NIGHTCAP: September - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>This is still the best thing I’ve had in my glass in all of 2022.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - NIGHTCAP: September - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>This Rye was a very pleasant surprise this month. Does it have whiskey of the year potential? Time will tell.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - NIGHTCAP: September - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>This picture is huge I know. So is the bourbon inside the bottle. The image is not compensating for anything.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/did-you-ever-notice</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-04-12</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Did You Ever Notice? - A Willett Short Feature - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>This was once ten-years old sans age statement. Can you believe that? Not a rye, obvi.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Did You Ever Notice? - A Willett Short Feature - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Why no Old Bardstown Rye?</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/8fa0adc5-eeae-46dc-880c-3cdd5c13c908/IMG_1927.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - Did You Ever Notice? - A Willett Short Feature - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Civil War backstory is pretty tired really. This is made up with no historical connection to the brand or bottle..</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Did You Ever Notice? - A Willett Short Feature - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>One of the severely under appreciated bottles from Willett. This thing is way better than Turkey 101.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Did You Ever Notice? - A Willett Short Feature - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/knob-creek-18-year-old-bourbon-has-landed</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-04-12</lastmod>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/knob-creek-18-year</loc>
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    <lastmod>2022-09-05</lastmod>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/fighting-cock</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-04-12</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - FIghting cock - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>64 words of sludge, yes I counted, so you don’t have to.. I want to know what “award” they won for the packaging and what clown shoe organization awarded it. “FC appeals to both MALE Gen X-ers and serious bourbon lovers alike.” A caveman with crayons wrote this, probably.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - FIghting cock - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Yes, Sunday Night Fights featured Wild Turkey 101 being defeated by Fighting Cock.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - FIghting cock - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Tell us this isn’t better than the current design, go on, tell us. Joey2spikes is a genius.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - FIghting cock - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>This heavily filtered picture is about the best we can do. It’s a hateful experience trying to get a good shot of this bottle.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - FIghting cock - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>We knew you’d be too lazy to click the link, so we give you this for free. You farging Lazy heads.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/nightcap-august</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-04-12</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - NIGHTCAP: August - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Photo credit- Steve Chen Photography</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - NIGHTCAP: August - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/naked-city-kitty-sticker-launches-today</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-04-12</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/36257bfa-e5ed-43c9-bb9c-0a1ce3802889/Screen+Shot+2022-08-29+at+9.11.09+AM.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - Naked City Kitty Sticker launches today - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>It is still difficult to imagine a city being 90% flooded, even photos from the time do not paint the picture of the scale of the disaster.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/35de5387-3cb6-4c64-8665-00077e197ef0/Screen+Shot+2022-08-29+at+9.10.20+AM.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - Naked City Kitty Sticker launches today - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Superdome during the aftermath of Katrina.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/f3bd6646-7061-43d7-bb82-130ad7669d00/NCKUSE.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - Naked City Kitty Sticker launches today - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>NCK cat design by Sharon Williams. Printed by Vinyl Bandits.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/old-overholt-gets-its-age-statement-back</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-04-12</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Old Overholt gets it’s age statement back. - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>It’s roughly been a three-year-old rye for quite some time, but Old Overholt returns to it’s roots: a beautiful 4 year age statement.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Old Overholt gets it’s age statement back. - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Would it be greedy to hope for a six year old bottled in bond someday? Probably, but hope remains.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/can-a-label-influence-your-purchase-decision</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2023-04-12</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Does a label influence your purchase decisions? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>It started rather innocently enough…….</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/be5ed7f3-ec15-4989-a8fa-0f8976fcc4a3/FL-MoviePosters-12x18-03.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - Does a label influence your purchase decisions? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Tiny robots, laser beams, this label just hits us right in the Iron Giant. You know I’m buying when it lands.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/5a565073-48f7-4855-b452-5fbe45cf56b2/Screen+Shot+2022-08-25+at+8.51.32+AM.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - Does a label influence your purchase decisions? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Don’t care about robots? How about old school horror? Filmland Spirits has you covered there too. Help me.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/9d6ddc2e-3856-49f4-9c33-3686b81a9834/Screen+Shot+2022-08-22+at+9.28.06+AM.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - Does a label influence your purchase decisions? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Game of Thrones had a Scotch label, so why not Peaky Farging Blinders too?</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/8afc7a8b-7875-416b-bc1e-f1f2dda96222/Screen+Shot+2022-08-18+at+9.02.50+AM.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - Does a label influence your purchase decisions? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>This one appeals to those familiar with the military experience. Christmas is saved! You’ll get four of each of them. Probably.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/4e12d929-034a-4b50-9c07-568cadad9546/Screen+Shot+2022-08-22+at+8.43.51+AM.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - Does a label influence your purchase decisions? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>You might not buy this for a whiskey fan, but you know it would be a Christmas Day hit for the baseball fan in your life, who also will never, ever open it. Also, fuck the Dodgers. A reminder to never miss an opportunity to take a shot at the boys in blue and white.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/still-austin-rye-coming-soon</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2023-04-12</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/0f6568b4-4074-42bf-b856-4921a2fecc39/IMG_0379.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - Still Austin Rye: Coming soon - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>At some point we will do a feature on whiskey labels, and rest assured, Still Austin will be included in the piece due to their incredible artwork on all of their bottles. Especially the one on the right (giggle).</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Still Austin Rye: Coming soon - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Part, of “The Artist” series, this 100% rye whiskey is ready to go and it’s coming soon. Image credit to Coming Whiskey.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Still Austin Rye: Coming soon - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Currently my favorite rye out of the Lone Star State, although it smells terrible, it tastes great. No data on whether or not it’s less filling.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/knob-creek-rye-grows-up</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2023-04-12</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/9b60b5b2-6606-4336-b009-1771136f47b0/IMG_8899.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - Knob Creek Rye gets the age statement back! - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Huge news out of Beam….. huge. How huge? Undertaker huge.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/216a2e3c-6824-489a-9d2d-277e4e830536/Screen+Shot+2022-08-21+at+10.27.24+AM.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - Knob Creek Rye gets the age statement back! - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>A seven year Kentucky rye? It’s almost as if Beam was side-eyeing Heaven Hill and channeling their inner DX and whispering “suck it.” Image credit to Coming Whiskey.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/b9c4da1e-1c4a-4c96-8d15-a842bb0d8871/IMG_8952.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - Knob Creek Rye gets the age statement back! - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>So many people slept on this, only to wake up with shopping carts full of regret.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/review-buzzards-roost-barrel-strength-bourbon</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2023-04-12</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/9a464ab1-e006-46c1-b62f-42b41786a76a/IMG_0226.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - REVIEW: Buzzard’s Roost Barrel Strength Bourbon - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>We’d already purchased the smoked rye release prior to the media sample being sent to us. It was provided to us without expectation or requirement of us saying very nice things.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - REVIEW: Buzzard’s Roost Barrel Strength Bourbon - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>The full label designs are simply gorgeous. We particularly love that there are no horses, grandslappy’s, or “olds,” on them, we have enough horses already.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/06f9eb43-2c14-4aea-a49f-2f405fe4fb00/IMG_9727.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - REVIEW: Buzzard’s Roost Barrel Strength Bourbon - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>We know it’s not the right picture, but gawd it’s just so beautiful and media samples never photograph as well as a full-size.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/stellum-black-rye-fibonacci</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2023-04-12</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/5e186636-1c7a-4583-9491-6c8e3526e868/IMG_0227.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - REVIEW: Stellum black rye FIBONACCI Blend - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>NOTE- These media samples were graciously provided by the fine folks at Stellum Spirits, with no obligation to say really nice things. The bottles were purchased with my own scratch, yes, we are big fans.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/d257506b-d9e4-4927-beb1-8c58aa1d037b/IMG_0305.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - REVIEW: Stellum black rye FIBONACCI Blend - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I will spare you all the Fibonacci sequence here, we aren’t total math nerds.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/d8d237ad-1a80-4aca-9d38-19465db499a0/IMG_0229.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - REVIEW: Stellum black rye FIBONACCI Blend - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>If you like cask strength, extremely well blended ryes, this one is for you.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/the-champagne-of-ice-cream-why</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2022-08-16</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/106a8abc-774c-4815-9279-d6946f54f019/IMG_0301.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - The Champagne of Ice Cream?  WHY? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Have you ever drank beer while eating ice cream? It’s not a treat, it’s best expressed as gassy, see what we did there?</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/d6549bc5-0cac-4c5f-9b38-4da815ef7ca2/Buy-Arbys-Smoked-Bourbon-Online.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - The Champagne of Ice Cream?  WHY? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Smoked like Arby’s meats. Honestly I had no idea their meats weren't just rolled in dirty ashtrays. Calm down Arby’s people, Arby’s sauce is the best coverup sauce in the biz.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/f759bfc8-1114-4aae-9755-bdc87ff70214/IMG_9230.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - The Champagne of Ice Cream?  WHY? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>A miniature outhouse for you youngsters that don’t know. Perfect for storing your Dickel Tabasco collaboration. Designed by Wayne Sutton.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - The Champagne of Ice Cream?  WHY? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>You can order these online via Tipsy Scoop, or get them in person in New York.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/strange-rye-indeed-cream-of-kentucky-bib</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2023-04-12</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/ed0365f9-8621-4bcc-89d0-666b5514c063/IMG_9544.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - REVIEW: Strange Rye indeed. Cream of Kentucky BIB - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>It’s not the strangest rye we’ve ever had, but it’s close.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/jack-daniels-bonded</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-04-12</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/fc225e0f-c3de-4b53-8097-68367ceff8b8/IMG_3912.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - Jack Daniel’s Bonded - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>It’s link to music is unquestioned, if there’s a guitar and drums, there’s a bottle of Jack somewhere. Probably.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/d030e4b6-aa5e-41ac-8d79-bf5d7475dde3/IMG_8834.JPG</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - Jack Daniel’s Bonded - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>his is not your daddy’s Jack. Unless it’s your daddy daddy. You know.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/04d06a80-e1e3-4cc7-8462-e9c16153cbb1/IMG_0298.JPG</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - Jack Daniel’s Bonded - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>This legacy edition was multiple-levels better than the standard black, but it’s not better than the new bonded..</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/a-look-back-at-kentucky-owl-rye</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2024-03-15</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/a0bba8aa-8c3d-4a7c-ad06-ec6e6481639f/IMG_7409.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - A Look back at Kentucky Owl Rye - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Yes, we know this is batch 3 rye, and batch 8 bourbon, we liked the picture, sue us.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/0c762789-4841-4fef-bd01-b2bc2b9cb5f7/IMG_1246.JPG</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - A Look back at Kentucky Owl Rye - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I’ll bet we’d all pay $139 for something like this today without an emo-cry-cry sesh. Probably.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - A Look back at Kentucky Owl Rye - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Even at $150 this bottle is undervalued.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/216f85b8-0420-462e-be5f-4885287fe47f/IMG_2804.JPG</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - A Look back at Kentucky Owl Rye - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Owl’s look better in their natural habitat surrounded by trees.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/d0e61c73-ac71-41a2-8608-efe6efe157c6/IMG_2221.JPG</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - A Look back at Kentucky Owl Rye - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Ok, so maybe it was more than a couple. This old photo isn’t what’s left, tis but a memory to the fallen.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/065b3465-deb0-4ea8-9b64-76253926a9f3/IMG_0938.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - A Look back at Kentucky Owl Rye - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>This is what a lot of money well spent looks like.. You’d spend it today if you could. Admit it.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/key-in-the-lake</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
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    <lastmod>2023-04-12</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/6c429228-e259-4f0b-845a-62fcb4120de4/IMG_0823.JPG</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - Key IN the Lake - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>When these guys send out kits, they send out kits. The brands they represent have also been featured on Sunday Night Fights.</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/guestcolumnbrettbauer-t23xn</loc>
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    <lastmod>2022-08-12</lastmod>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/myfinalallocatedliquordash</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-04-12</lastmod>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/barrell-seagrass-gold-label-is-a-bin-bin</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-04-12</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Barrell Seagrass Gold Label is a BIN-BIN! - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>This is one of the best bottles of whiskey of any kind that we’ve ever had.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - Barrell Seagrass Gold Label is a BIN-BIN! - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Yeah you can see my hand in the reflection, you’re lucky it was all the fingers instead of only one.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/its-time-we-talked-about-dickel</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-04-12</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/c37b6b83-d33e-455c-8d22-a0e943cd29c2/IMG_5589.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - It’s TIme we talked about dickel - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>This was a polarizing bottle, expectations were a bit high, probably.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/a75a815b-ddc4-4f8e-aae8-b2364918cd2b/IMG_7672.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - It’s TIme we talked about dickel - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Batch 12 of Old Carter Whiskey showed what George Dickel could be when placed in the hands of expert blenders. Dickel doesn’t have their own Carters, apparently.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - It’s TIme we talked about dickel - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Old Carter batch 12 launched at the New Orleans Bourbon Festival in 2022, this bottle came from Sheri Poppins, and she had a straight chug out of it, probably.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Splash Page - It’s TIme we talked about dickel - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Sheri Carter pulled the finger, probably.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/welcome-n44re-xkh62</loc>
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    <loc>https://www.thebourbonandryeclub.com/splash-page/Blog Post Title One-h255p</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-04-12</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/627839bf49e5cc5b6d8f0cfb/a92c28f5-c963-4f52-b116-e9524839354f/IMG_3187.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Splash Page - Columns - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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